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I love getting email. It's almost as good as a handwritten letter. 

Almost. 

And since I'm not about to put my home address on the web for a deluge of handwritten letters (and probably some unsolicited dick pics, old school style), I can and will accept unsolicited messages via this contact form. 

Maybe you've got a great article topic you think I'd have a fun perspective on. Maybe you want me to review something (I do like doing that, but I will be honest). Maybe you just want to tell me I'm an asshole. Maybe you want to give me some, likely, undeserved praise. 

Just fill out this little form and get the conversation started. Also, by filling out this form YOU WILL NOT BE SUBSCRIBED to anything. If you want to do that, just go to the homepage, you'll see where to go. 

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